So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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