I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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Ours, apparently.
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