Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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