I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
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I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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