didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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