I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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