It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
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opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
i think im in europe. pls send help
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