I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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