Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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