Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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