CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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