question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
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Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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