Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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