My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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