Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
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Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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