i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
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