I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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