I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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