i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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