i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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