tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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