I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my shit smells like andre
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according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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