I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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