do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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