Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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