he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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