i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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