even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Drunk is not a location!
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Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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