i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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