dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
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I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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