I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
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I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I forget how to act sober
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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