I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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