I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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