It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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