someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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