how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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