My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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Drake has all the answers
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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