His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
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You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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