Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
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You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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