what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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