ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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