Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
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I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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