So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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