Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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