3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
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I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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