My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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