there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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