you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
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After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We don't watch enough power rangers
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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