Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
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Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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