your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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